Sunday, February 24, 2013

Tara Sivec--Seduction and Snacks (Chocolate Lovers #1)

Adult Romance-Humor-Chick Lit

Claire is a twenty-something, single mom that grudgingly helps her best friend sell sex toys while she attempts to make enough money to start her own business to give her foul-mouthed, but extremely loveable (when he's asleep) toddler a better life.

When Carter, the one-night-stand from her past that changed her life forever, shows up in her hometown bar without any recollection of her besides her unique chocolate scent, Claire will make it a point that he remembers her this time.

With Carter's undisguised shock at suddenly finding out he has a four-year-old son and Claire's panic that her stretch marks and slim to none bedroom experience will send the man of her dreams heading for the hills, the pair will do whatever they can to get their happily ever after.

Warning: contains explicit sex, profanity and enough sarcasm to choke a horse.

{5 stars}

"Can you buy wheelchair ramps at Walmart?"

Absolutely one of the funniest books I have ever read. It gives a whole new meaning to ROFLMAO. I actually feel a little dehydrated from laughing myself into tears. And if I could ramp up my rating system, I would give it more than 5 stars. I think that anyone that reads this will find aspects of their own lives somewhere in the mix. We all think these things (well, at least I do), but this book just kinda says it out loud for us. And in the middle of all this reality based, sarcastic humor is a really sweet love story. It's charming and innocent in a first love kind of way (they just did it out of order). And Gavin being the comedic "wing man" adds just enough to make this book a real wiener...oops! I meant winner! (after you read this book you will get my joke). Moving on to the next one after I rehydrate with a gallon of water ;) !!!

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